I can't stand this person.

If you've never seen this lady in a Progressive car insurance ad, consider yourself lucky. Someone please off this terrible mutant marketing persona! PLEASE...

Seriously...

Al Franken is not funny. I remember very well his performances on SNL and they were NEVER FUNNY.

I'm not even talking about politics here. I'm just saying Al Franken is not funny and never was. Who the hell would vote for this guy? Again, I'm not even talking politics. I'm convinced that the people who voted for him have never seen his skits.

I mean really, go look at his skits on Weekend Update back in the day. TERRIBLE. Which is amazing because those were without a doubt the best years of SNL. The peak of creativity, a knockout ensemble cast... with the exception of Al Franken once in a while. Good lord. Somebody needs to tell him that.

The only humorous thing Al ever did was Stuart Smiley skits. Did you know they made that into a movie? Oh lordy...

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